Labels NYAN!

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Aristotle's. your damn wrong.

Once, i asked for a water bottle in India, they did not understand. I repeated myself 3 times, and then i asked the same question with a Indian accent. The guy said: "Ooooooh VWATER BOTTLLLLE! ok sir."

Monday, September 26, 2011

Outline

 Paper Outline with media pieces
b1: logo1

b2: logo2

b3: macintosh
b4: years without job

b5:steve jobs return, the imac saves the company

b6: iPod

b7: iPhone

b8: iPad

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Body 1: Apple

Body about the Logo and how the Logo was not cool before the popular Apple.

Apple was not always an Apple. It once had a avatar very different from the one we all know today. Apple's first logo was not cool. It had Newton under a tree and an apple about to fall on his head. It does makes sense since the company was named after that story that made Isaac Newton invent Physics and was the first event to the modern world. Does a customer care about that? No, it looks ugly on the their products and it is very not cool, in fact you look like a nerd having this logo on your goods. That year the Apple I came out, it was the first personal computer and the start for the company. They did not have any professional marketers to give them a proper image for the company but the Apple I made them enough money to hire someone. The same year the Apple I came out, they changed the companies logo to the one we all know today. But it was not silver, it was filled with the colors of a rainbow.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Game of Throne Monologue

Game of Thrones Dialogue

Introduction of My paper.

Did Steve do his Job? He sure did but in a moment of Apple's history, people were not interested in their product. They were sure the most powerful you could get, but power means money and their products were really uncool. Apple was not always cool, it became cool. At that time IBM was leading the computer business, And Steve Jobs did not know that what people needed was something that was "Cool". Steve jobs got fired from the ex CEO of Pepsi Co that he had brought in Apple. But when he came back, things changed. Steve Job learned a lot about what people wanted, but to do so, he had to go though another loss. How did apple change their image to the world to become today's leader in technology? Well they studied what we want, and we want "cool". When they finally came up with the right "cool" product (the iMac), their sells boosted and they came back in the game of cool. What made the company not "cool" to the eyes of the people?

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Apple INC

first apple logo. not very cool.



hippi logo COOL ya!
todays logo. COOOL!

Apple ad when they introduced the macintosh.. not cool... didnt work out... steve jobs was fired

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Cool.

Camaro

Transformer add for General Motors. Cool stuff... 

Camaro so.... Cool. I mean, the guy in the movie picked up Megan Fox with it, must be cool.
Dayum. How cool is that. I must have that car that turns into a robot and saves the world.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Brando & James Dean

Cool

a : marked by steady dispassionate calmness and self-control <a cool and calculating administrator — Current Biography> b : lacking ardor or friendliness <a cool impersonal manner> c of jazz : marked by restrained emotion and the frequent use of counterpoint d : free from tensions or violence <we used to fight, but we're cool now>
slang a : very good : excellent; also : all right b : fashionable, hip <not happy with the new shoes … because they were not cool — Celestine Sibley>
 

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/cool



Marlon Brando: Born to be wild:


James Dean: Rebel with no reason:

Monday, September 12, 2011

Toast Final Hommie

TOAST XD

Tired, hungry, and lazy, you don't wanna cook a lobster. You rather cook something tasty and fast to craft. So you come up with the conclusion to make yourself a piece of toast.Toast is a very efficient food. From the morning to the night. It is really easy to do and do not need a lot of expertise. With the large range of possibilites, a toast is made for your liking. Let's see how is toast efficiant based on the ways to cook it, the choice of toppings and the accessablity of toast. Topings is very important ot the taste of toast.


My name is Toast, James Toast. But instead of saving the world, James Toast saves hungry stomachs with any gun possible. In simpleton English, Toast can be eaten with any garnishment. You can put butter on it, or peanut butter and jelly. It will always be good. It really depends on the tastes of people. Some might prefer it salty and other like it sweet. The reason for that is that toast is mainly bread, and bread is one of the food that can combine with literally anything. It depends more on what you put on the bread. New recipes for toast are being invented almost every day. The topping can sometimes be good with only one kind of cooking.

To grill or not to grill?. The ways to cook toast can make the difference. Toast has many ways to be cooked. There is the popular french toast to the croutons. Toast can be eaten without being grilled, soft and moist. And can also be eaten crunchy and hard. It really depends on taste and how much time you have in your hands. If you have more time than you can try some more ellaborated recepies. You can even try your own recipes and it will not taste bad. Toast is efficient because it can be eaten at any time of the day.

When do you sleep agent Toast? Never on the firm time that is! Toast can be eaten at any time of the day. You can have it for breakfast or dinner. Because it is really easy to cook and make a full meal out of a piece of toast. It is also very light, you can eat between lunches and not loose your appetite. The tool to make toast, the toaster, is not expensive and after one purchase can be bought many times on and on and on. Toast is also very accesable making it very efficient for a snack or a full meal.Toast will never ditch you, it will always stand by your side.

It's elemental my dear Watson. Toast is very efficient, from the sun to light bulbs, it will always be available with a large range of possibilities. Toast is efficient. Toast has many ways to be cooked from texas toast to milk bread and more. The toppings of toast really depends on human wants. If we look at economics, human wants are unlimited. So different combinasons of toast should also be unlimited. But more important, toast can be eaten at any time of the day. But what if Toast was the main reason for the big bang? the reason that we live and that our planet is?

  HOOK 
 INTRODUCTION 
 THESIS 
  EXAMPLES 
 EXPLANATION 
  CONCLUSION 

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Toast... that's what's up!

I like toast! Y u hatin?

Do you know what makes toast so good? You know, those squared piece of wheat that has been burned by exposure to radiant heat.Well there are many answers to that. Toast can be eaten at any time of the day, you can put any condiment on it, and you can have it cooked the way you like it.

What can you put on your bread?, some of you might be asking. Anything, bread is good with anything as long as you like what that anything is. You can put butter on it, or peanut butter and jelly. It will always be good. It really depends on the tastes of people. Some might prefer it salty and other like it sweet. The reason for that is that toast is mainly bread, and bread is one of the food that can combine with literally anything. It depends more on what you put on the bread. Toast can have anything on it, but anything can not have toast on it. That is the antithesis of bread.

The beauty of toast has a large range of possibilities. Toast is usually cooked to reach the liked taste. And there are thousands of way you cook it. Some people make french toast by putting toast in egg and then cooking it, others just cooks it until its reached not too much crumbliness but not not enough. There are many ways of cooking toast and each culture has it's own way. But the beauty about it is that it depends on your tastes and wants. You have full control on the way you cook your toast. But that is not the biggest beauty of toast. The real beauty is that you can it at any time of the day.

Yes! You heard me, any time of the day, toast can be eaten at any time of the day. You can have  your breakfast, or you can make a club sandwich with, again, any toppings your taste desire! You can have it for breakfast or dinner. Because it is really easy to cook and make a full meal out of a piece of toast. It is also very light, you can eat between lunches and not loose your appetite. The tool to make toast, the toaster, is not expensive and after one purchase can be bought many times on and on and on. That is why we can eat toast at any time of the day.

Toast has many reasons to be loved. And i sure am going to go make myself a sandwich with toast as soon as i am done with this essay. Just thinking of it, i am drilling. Toast is awesome. Toast is one the best use of bread ever and it has many ways to cook, eat, sleep with, whatever you do with your toast. Toast is all about personality and taste and that makes the possibilities for toast, just like taste, infinite.

  HOOK 
 INTRODUCTION 
 THESIS 
  EXAMPLES 
 EXPLANATION 
  CONCLUSION 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast (U mad bro?)

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Toast and it's awesomness.

TOAST =)

Toast! A piece of bread that is cooked to reach a golden rusty surface. Human have for long tried to understand the mystery behind the awesomeness of the Toast but has for ever, failed. What makes that squared piece of wheat to interesting so the human? Toast can be eaten at any time of the day. Before going to bed it will calm your hunger for crumbles. After a 760 miles run though the Sahara desert, no one can refuse a toast. It is mainly because of the lightness of the toast and low calories that constitutes the toast. Toast brings up to mind breakfast, a sandwich at lunch, and a buttery pleasure of the night. At any time of the day, the toast will make you smile and forget about the problems that might hunt your mind. It is also really easy to make and need no skills to reach perfection of toast, for that reason it makes it the best midnight snack because no one in their right mind would make pesto when tired. Toast, has been making people hungry since the invention of the toaster, and will continue making us hungry. At any time of date because of the easy accessibility and the lightness of the toast. Enjoy your toast!

HW: type of poetry

Epigram 

Definition of synecdoche

Synecdoche
: a figure of speech by which a part is put for the whole (as fifty sail for fifty ships), the whole for a part (as society for high society), the species for the genus (as cutthroat for assassin), the genus for the species (as a creature for a man), or the name of the material for the thing made (as boards for stage)

Use of synecdoche in Haiku:
Well it can be used to describe many object as one or to make a word that has too many syllables something else but keep the same meaning and it can also help with the imagery. For example instead of using Stage, you can use a material that the stage is made of to say stage. Stage is 2 syllables and Wood is one. Wood can mean stage.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synecdoche  (main source, you mad bro?)
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/synecdoche

Monday, September 5, 2011

Haiku Analysis

HAIKU 1:

a world of dew,
and within every dewdrop
a world of struggle
(Issa 1762 - 1826)

HAIKU 2:

so very still, even
cherry blossoms are not stirred
by the temple bell
(Fuhaku 1714-1807)

Before i start analyzing this Haiku, i need to know what a Haiku is exactly because i am still not clear about what is a Haiku type of poem. A Haiku contains of 5,7,5 syllables in 3 lines. Line one and two should be different images and line 3 should bring those images together. A haiku often contains a Kigo which cites which season the Haiku takes place, for example, cherry blossom would stand for spring. A haiku should need no explanation. 

In the first haiku the Kigo, if there is one, would be autumn. Because of the world of dew inspires autumn and it's sadness of colors. The haiku has 2 ideas, that are connected by a 3rd idea. The two ideas are different images and the last Idea is a image that connects the two last ones together. Each verse holds an Idea within itself. The meter of the poem is the one of a traditional Haiku, 5,7,5. There is no rhyme in the first poem.

The second poem is a more peaceful than the first poem. As i mentioned earlier the kigo is "cherry blossom" a spirit that summons spring and its joy.  What is the still object in the Haiku? It is the whole of the world that the reader is imagining. A world where there is no wind and no movement in the middle of spring and a temple is there, a calm world. The meter of that Haiku is also 5,7,5 following tradition and it also has 3 ideas which one of them connects the two last ones into one main idea.

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Poems

HAIKU 1:

a world of dew,
and within every dewdrop
a world of struggle
(Issa 1762 - 1826)

HAIKU 2:

so very still, even
cherry blossoms are not stirred
by the temple bell

How to fight the media?


How do I rebel if the corporate world owns everything I think is cool?
In a world where everything is a giant marketing scheme, how would a teenager that realizes what the media is doing be able to rebel against the world? By looking at some of the popular types of rebellion we can see how everything you do will make someone in the corporate world win some money. The best way of rebellion is a way that makes the corporate world win nothing out of that rebellion. The problem is that in a modern world, society is owned by cool, and rebelling against it is rebelling against society. Social life can be affected too.

Social life is something very important to human survival. If everyone at your school thinks that a certain type of music is cool and you decide to rebel against that type of music, there are two possibilities. Either your type of music becomes cool and theirs uncool, or people will see you as an outsider. If you music becomes cool than this is where the paradox happens because their music, in the process, becomes uncool. But then everyone will listen to your music and you who is rebelling against that is then trapped in the paradox. But if people reject you for you unormal taste. Then you rebel by giving something up, which is social life. And also by listening to another type of music, you make the other type of gain some money. By making your own music, you make companies that sell instruments or editing software some money. How to beat the corporate world?

Some people has chosen to break the law to show their power. They go in the street to make graffiti. They make their own art for their own eyes. Others will do drugs to be different from everyone who does not. But companies will still make money off you. Graffiti is not free, it needs paint, drugs neither. And also by breaking the law America makes a lot of money putting people in jail. By breaking the law many corporate make money. So this will not create a problem for them. It is not a rebellion it is more of a other way to make the economy going. But if everything helps the corporate how would a teenager rebel.

It is simply impossible to rebel against that marketing scheme. By doing anything someone will win money in the progress. By buying not cool clothe, the company selling them will make money but also if everyone does it, it becomes cool. And the paradox makes it impossible to rebel against the big corporate world. We are stuck in a paradox of “cool”.

So we are stuck in the cool world because by any way we rebel, that way will by it’s turn become cool. And your rebellion would bring money to a corporate. This is the paradox of “cool”, this is why we can not rebel, and this is why we are stuck in a world designed by the media.